New Variant Found in President's Anus

November 26, 2021

Dear Brandon,

By now the post-colonoscopy anesthesia has, theoretically, worn off, and you have seen the news of a potentially vaccine-evading variant found in South Africa. We hope you can take your head out of your rectum to understand that the vaccines have caused this, however we fully expect that you will only bear down harder on your mandate. While the rest of America keeps taking it up the rear, and while you keep defecating on the Constitution, we’ll be carrying on in the sunshine.

Sincerely,

The Clean-as-a-Whistle Unvaccinated

https://www.foxnews.com/health/fauci-covid-variant-south-african-scientists-evade-vaccine-antibodies